Pack~of~chaos's Blog

The daily life of our pack.

Veggies…. August 19, 2012

Filed under: Nala ( The Italian Greyhound) — packofchaos @ 10:07 pm

I love Veggies!! Carrots, lettuce, peas, all sorts of veggies!!

My girl and her family now eat nothing but veggies!! They are now vegan, Tucker doesn’t like it cause they don’t get hot dogs and hamburgers and share them with him anymore.

I keep trying to tell my girl that I want to be a plant strong doggie!! But, she says doggies need to eat meat to be healthy.

Well….OK….maybe she will share some of her yummy veggies with me though. That would be nice. I’m gonna go and ask

Nala

 

Torture Day…. March 27, 2012

Filed under: Nala ( The Italian Greyhound) — packofchaos @ 6:49 am

I do not know what is up with these humans. We had a lot of rain and suddenly our humans had the  stupididst  idea ever! They decided that they would give Smokey and I a BATH in the kitchen sink!!

I should have known something was up when I smelled Smokey and he smelled CLEAN!

I tried to hide, but my human found me. She picked me up and took me into the kitchen. I squirmed, I didn’t need a bath! I wasn’t dirty! (Ok maybe I was kinda dirty, but it wasn’t so bad that I needed a bath!) She placed me in the sink saying, “Look Nala, you don’t have worry about falling down the drain, it’s covered.” Yeah, like that’s what I was worried about!

I tried to squirm out of her grasp and run away but Cat called her mom and her mom held me tight. I still tried to squirm away and Cat’s mom gave me that look. It was the no-nonsense look.

I stopped trying to get away. but I was not happy and I let Catherine know it by shivering and whining quietly. She didn’t listen, (or she ignored me) and gave me a bath anyway.

Why must the humans torture us this way? Why are forced to endure being soaked and shampooed??  Why?? Can anyone explain the humans insanity?

A curious and sweet smelling,

Nala

P.S. No pictures were taken due to the fact that everyone’s hands were either full or wet. I’m glad they didn’t take any pictures!!

 

It Came! July 12, 2011

Filed under: Nala ( The Italian Greyhound) — packofchaos @ 2:49 am

I got a beautiful certifiacte from Honey the Great Dane that says I participated in her dance competition.

 Britt, Grandma and Catherine are all very happy, and they keep talking about how pretty the certifiacte is.

Truthfully I was more pleased with the treat Honey sent me then a piece of paper saying I’m awesome. Which I already knew.

The treat is shaped like a small steak and it is delicious. I didn’t eat all of it ( I do have a trim figure to maintain )  but I’m sure that Catherine will let me have more latter.

But I don’t think I can wait any longer, I’ll go ask for it now… 

*Nala*

 

Hunchback Hero July 11, 2011

Filed under: Nala ( The Italian Greyhound) — packofchaos @ 5:05 am
Super Nala to the rescue

Ok so there I was out back just minding my own business, when out of the corner of my eye what did I see? No, it couldn’t be so I went to take a closer look.

I jumped back in suprise, and “Grandma” came over and looked over the fence and she saw it too!
A BIG BLACK SNAKE!!!!
“Grandma” told me to leave it and get inside!
Quick as a flash I was at the back door waiting on “grandma” who is sooo slow but I do hand it to her she ran faster than smokey this time.
“grandma” yelled at “grandpa” that there was a snake outside!
“grandma” was so happy that I alerted her to that nasty thing and that I listened and left it alone that I got a hot dog!!
See I knew I could be of help.
Now if I could just use my super powers to open up that fridge I would have it made!
 
 
 

Rulez for you Kitties June 29, 2011

Filed under: Nala ( The Italian Greyhound) — packofchaos @ 12:55 am

Kittens,

If you want peace and harmony in this house, there are a few rulez you must follow.

#1 Do not come near me when I am on the couch.

#2 Do not come near me when I am on my girls lap, my grandmas lap or any other lap.

#3 Do not come near me when I am on my girls bed.

#4 Stay away from the bed that I have in my girls desk.

#5 I don’t want to see you near me when I am in my crate, waiting for my supper. Or breakfast for that matter.

#6 NO RUNNING ( or I will be forced to chase you.)

#7  No kittens may approach the table while the humans eat. Only I can beg for food.

#8 What the humans call “The Cat Tower” the bottom parts mine. Stay away or I will be forced to defend my Watch Tower.

#9 No playing with, sniffing, being near, or even looking at toys that are mine, look like my toys, or I think are my toys.

And the final rule:

#10 Stay away from my human at all costs. She does not need to be subjected to your so called ‘cuteness”.

If you follow my rules you’ll find that this can be a really nice place to live.

*Nala* 

Guarding my watch tower against any intruders

 

Speechless

Filed under: Nala ( The Italian Greyhound) — packofchaos @ 12:08 am

I don’t really know what to say.

I feel like all the other animals have already said all thats been going on here.

Tigerlily told you about the kittens that I’m not allowed to chase.

Tucker told you about the dance competion that we did. I can’t belive he thinks I’m a show off! I’m not. I just know when I have something special. And I also can’t believe that Smokey thinks I’m a bit big for my britches! I didn’t know Daschunds could be so mean!

Tucker told you about Catherine going to the hospital. Which I did not like.

Gordon and Emily have introduced themselves.

Everyone has already said everything that needs to be said!

Sigh…

I’m left with nothing to talk about.

*Nala* 

 

A Talk June 17, 2011

Filed under: Nala ( The Italian Greyhound) — packofchaos @ 2:06 am

The other day Catherine was talking to me. She told me that I need to stop grumbling whenever Tucker comes near me.I tried to remind her that I do not like Tucker.

He’s too big. He’s too loud. And he’s stealing my human!!

He’s always doing things with Catherine and going places with her while I have to stay at home in the crate!

I don’t understand why I can’t be her Service Dog!

Maybe it’s because I can’t do the things Tucker does. I can’t alert Catherine to an on comming episode. Im too small to support her when she’s having trouble walking. Im not exactly the best behaved doggie at pet stores, so going to a human store might not be possible for me. I don’t know how to open doors, turn on lights, or get help. And I don’t think I could fetch Catherine’s wheelchair.

Sigh.

But Catherine says I would make a good Therapy Dog, because when she is having an episode I lay with her to keep her warm and I entertain her by hopping and prancing all over the room.

At least I get to do something to help her.

*Nala*