If you want peace and harmony in this house, there are a few rulez you must follow.
#1 Do not come near me when I am on the couch.
#2 Do not come near me when I am on my girls lap, my grandmas lap or any other lap.
#3 Do not come near me when I am on my girls bed.
#4 Stay away from the bed that I have in my girls desk.
#5 I don’t want to see you near me when I am in my crate, waiting for my supper. Or breakfast for that matter.
#6 NO RUNNING ( or I will be forced to chase you.)
#7 No kittens may approach the table while the humans eat. Only I can beg for food.
#8 What the humans call “The Cat Tower” the bottom parts mine. Stay away or I will be forced to defend my Watch Tower.
#9 No playing with, sniffing, being near, or even looking at toys that are mine, look like my toys, or I think are my toys.
And the final rule:
#10 Stay away from my human at all costs. She does not need to be subjected to your so called ‘cuteness”.
If you follow my rules you’ll find that this can be a really nice place to live.
Guarding my watch tower against any intruders